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-----Original Message-----
From: MitiM@zra.org.zm
To: mitikellym@yahoo.com
Sent: Tue, 17 Jan 2012 12:55
Subject: LAUGH FOR THE DAY
An old man lived alone in Kasama. He wanted to spade his maize garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Bwalya, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his predicament.
Dear Bwalya:
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my maize garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you... were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me.
Love, Dad
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Dad:
"For HEAVEN'S SAKE, Dad, don't dig up the garden! That's where I buried the GUNS!"
Love, Bwalya
At 4 A.M. the next morning, a dozen Zambia police officers showed up and dug up the entire area without finding any guns. They apologized to the old man and left.
That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Dad:
Go ahead and plant the maize now. It's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love, Bwalya.
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