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[cbu-1994-class] Fw: SOME AMAZZING LINES


----- Forwarded Message -----
From: Simbotwe Febby <simbotwef@yahoo.com>
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Sent: Wednesday, December 21, 2011 4:12 PM
Subject: SOME AMAZZING LINES

A true quote:
if silence is meant to be the best for all situations...then why we all get so hurt when people don't talk to us??
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one of the very true & greatest illusions of life is that....
"we always believe there is more time in tomorrow then today"
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we work for making better tomorrow
but when tomorrow comes
instead of enjoying again we start
thinking for better tomorrow.
thts life
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when we were small we laughed less
but there was infinite hidden happiness
as we grow up we learn to laugh more to hide the unspoken sadness
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perfect pearl:
rememeber that
no one will understand you perfectly in life
just give credit to those who have atleast tried to do it...
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a heart dies when it is not able to share its feelings..but a heart kills itself
when another heart doesn't understands its feelings....
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loving someone doesn't need a reason
if u can explain why u love someone it's called 'like'
if u can't explain it's simply called 'love'
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heart melting words:
tears will'nt come when u miss a person,
it comes when u don't want to miss a person....just feel it!!!
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beautiful truth against gravity:
the heart feels light when someone is in it.
but it feels very heavy when someone leaves it......
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sharing problems & asking for help doesn't mean that we are weak or incompetent,
it usually indicates an advanced level of trust.......
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walking alone is not difficult...but
when we walked a mile with someone,
then coming back alone is more difficult....
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a very nice observation:
the world's best friends never have the same nature
they just have the best 'understanding' of their 'differences'
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don't judge a person by what other's say
the person may be true to you but not to others
because the same sun which melts the ice hardens the clay too..
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don't feel bitter that people remember you only when they need you
feel privileged that you are like a candle that comes to mind when there's a power failure
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truth of life:
we make them cry who care for us,
we cry for them who never care for us
& we care for them who will never cry for us...
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smooth roads never make good drivers
clear sky never make good pilots
problem free life never makes strong person
so don't ask life 'why me?'
say 'try me'......
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you can fall in love with the personality of any one
but remember finally you have to live with the character & not with the personality....
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mistakes are painful when they happen
but years later a collection of mistakes is called experience
which leads you to success....
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life is like a piano.
shite keys are happy moments & black keys are sad moments
but remember both keys are played together to give sweet musicc...
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often we stand at life's crossroads & view what we think is the end.
but GOD has much vision &
he tells us 'relax my child' its just a 'bend'...
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we live in our dreams,but dreams may die.
don't get shattered,never ever cry;
the world is big & has lots to give
pick up a new dream
thats the way to live...
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when you feel you are alone in a crowd
when you think no one can understand you
when you hate your life
just close your eyes & see her face who loves you more than anyone else
who cares for you in loneliness & dies for you when you cry
she is no one but your sweet loving MOM...
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the best relationship is not the one which is free from problems & misunderstandings
its the one where a sorry & a smile can make everything perfect as before...
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a good relation does not depend on how good understanding we have
but it depends on how better we avoid misunderstandings...
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care is the sweetest form of love when someone says take care
it really means that you will stay in their heart till its last beat...
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one can cross an ocean without wetting his legs
but
cannot cross his love & life without wetting his eyes...
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every one has a 'best friend' during each stage of life
but only lucky ones have the same friend in all stages of life...
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Life is different than teacher,A Teacher teaches lesson. then keeps the exam. But the life keeps the exam first then teaches the lesson...
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Affection Is Not Measured When Both Take Care Of Each Other It Is Measured When One Ignores And The Other Still Continues To Care...
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In life, we seldom find true love if ever you find it, hold on to it and never let it go, for it is the only true thing in life...
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Thoughts lead on to purpose purpose leads into actions actions form habits habits decide character and
character fixes our destiny...
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It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an
hour to like someone, and a day to love someone-but it
takes a lifetime to forget someone...
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Dream what you want to dream, go where you want to go,
be what you want to be. Because you have only one life and
one chance to do all the things you want to do...
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Never allow someone to be your priority when you're just an option for them...
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The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment...
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[cbu-1994-class] Fw:


----- Forwarded Message -----
From: Norah Mulenga <norahmulenga@yahoo.com>
To: beat siamusantu <beatchako@yahoo.com>; sheilah ibrahim <sheilahtz@yahoo.com>; Moffat Kumwenda <kumwendamoffat@yahoo.com>; Isaak Mwila <zeekmani@yahoo.com>; "ilungamukuka@yahoo.co.uk" <ilungamukuka@yahoo.co.uk>; francis chikontwe <chikontwefrancis@yahoo.com>; Felix mwamba <felixmwamba@yahoo.com>; "fmulenga80@yahoo.com" <fmulenga80@yahoo.com>
Sent: Tuesday, January 31, 2012 3:01 PM
Subject:

The movie Corpus Christi is due to be released this June to August.
This disgusting film is set to appear in America later this year and it depicts Jesus and his disciples as homosexuals! As a play, this has already been in theatres for a while. It's called Corpus Christi ' which means 'The Christ Body.' It's a revolting mockery of our Lord.
But, we can make a difference. That's why I am sending this e-mail to you. If you do send this around, we may be able to prevent this film
from showing in Zambia. Apparently, some regions in Europe have already banned the film. We need a lot of prayers and a lot of e-mails.
 
As a Christian I want to take a stand in what I believe in and stop the mockery of Jesus Christ our Savior. At the risk of a bit of inconvenience, I'm forwarding this to all I think would appreciate
it. Please help us prevent such offenses against our Lord. It will take you less than 2 minutes to pass it on.

If you are not interested, or do not have the 2 Minutes it will take to do this, please don't complain when God does not have time for you,
because He is far busier than we are.

Remember, Jesus said 'Deny Me on earth and I'll deny you before my Father'







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[cbu-1994-class] FW: ALERT.!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   PLEASE CIRCULATE THIS NOTICE TO YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY ON YOUR CONTACT LIST. 

In the coming days, you should be aware…


Do not open any message with an attachment called:"Invitation FACEBOOK", regardless of who sent it.

 

It is a virus that opens an Olympic torch that burns the whole hard disc C of your computer. This virus will be received from someone you had in your address book. 
That's why you should send this message to all your contacts.  It is better to receive this email 25 times than to receive the virus and open it.

 

If you receive E-MAIL called: "Invitation FACEBOOK", though sent by a friend, do not open it and delete it immediately. CNN said it is a new virus discovered recently and that has been classified by Microsoft as the most destructive virus ever.

 

It is a Trojan Horse that asks you to install an adobe flash plug-in.  Once you install it, it's all over. And there is no repair yet for this kind of virus. This virus simply destroys the Zero Sector of the Hard Disc, where the vital information of their function is saved.



SNOPES SAYS THIS IS TRUE: 
http://www.snopes.com/computer/virus/youtube.asp

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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RE: [cbu-1994-class] FAKE EMAIL CIRCULATING

Noted. Take care next time.

 

From: cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com [mailto:cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com] On Behalf Of Wilfred Chembeya
Sent: 30 January 2012 11:47
To: cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com
Subject: [cbu-1994-class] FAKE EMAIL CIRCULATING

 

Team,

 

It has been brought to my attention that there is an email circulating purpoting that I travelled to spain and I am stranded. Take note that it is fake. Someone so stubborn hacked into my private email and after five minutes Dennis Mulenga called me and  I intervened BUT he went back again and that is how you may have received two emails.

 

Looks like someone  from an internet cafe in SA. I use the email for private issues and i went to scan something and asked them to send it to my email. They may have developed appetite from there.

 

For lessons learnt and sharing, ensure that you do not do the following;

 

1. Never give out your email address unless you know the person very well

2. Never link your bank account and credit card details to unsecured mail

3. Change your password weekly

Wilfred Chembeya

TLIMSISNW

 

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[cbu-1994-class] FAKE EMAIL CIRCULATING

Team,
 
It has been brought to my attention that there is an email circulating purpoting that I travelled to spain and I am stranded. Take note that it is fake. Someone so stubborn hacked into my private email and after five minutes Dennis Mulenga called me and  I intervened BUT he went back again and that is how you may have received two emails.
 
Looks like someone  from an internet cafe in SA. I use the email for private issues and i went to scan something and asked them to send it to my email. They may have developed appetite from there.
 
For lessons learnt and sharing, ensure that you do not do the following;
 
1. Never give out your email address unless you know the person very well
2. Never link your bank account and credit card details to unsecured mail
3. Change your password weekly

Wilfred Chembeya
TLIMSISNW

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Changes to Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service

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[cbu-1994-class] Fw: 2012 WITHOLD NOT GOOD FROM THEM TO WHOM IT IS DUE

Just in case,


----- Forwarded Message -----
From: "Nyambe, Edward" <Edward.Nyambe@sc.com>
To:
Sent: Tuesday, January 24, 2012 4:56 PM
Subject: FW: 2012 WITHOLD NOT GOOD FROM THEM TO WHOM IT IS DUE

FW: 2012 WITHOLD NOT GOOD FROM THEM TO WHOM IT IS DUE
Friends and colleagues,
Its good to be back after a good reflective holiday. Our God is indeed faithful at all times.
Going forward into 2012, our daily bread will continue under the same subject matter though it will be called the as "The Daily bread ……………. from tomorrow. Other bulletins that go along with this publication will also flow side by side with the daily bread.
I had some challenges with my home internet may be because of issues happening with Zamtel in our country. I just heard that they changed the billing system without notifying their clients. Unfortunately, I was one of them!
I am grateful for your prayers during my leave of absence from work. May the good Lord who has been faithful to all of us in the past years continue being faithful to all of us even in this New Year. 
Some of you might already have read the focus for 2012 in the mail below but there is nothing wrong refreshing your minds with the direction for this year. Read the short article below especially that I have already being told about some rich testimonies so far. I will publish some of them when I get permission from the individuals concerned.
Read Proverbs 3:25 as it will be the opening daily bread verse!!
Later,
Edward.

Brethens
The minds of many have been brainwashed to the level that Man no longer sees wrong as wrong and right as right.
This year is the year of leadership when the lord shall elevet his own to authority,in which ever position he shall give us we are reminded
to lead like him, by not withholding good from whom it is due,for a long time Good has been misdirected or rather handed over to wrong hands
This has been a major contribution to many around us living in pain,little or no progress.
But them that endured pain have by faith continued to cry out to  their God for intervention, now that the 12th year has come our way for the lord
 to correct the minstakes made in the past by man ,you are cautioned "not to error in your allocation of Good" when power is in your hands to do so.
Consequences are not good should we follow the multitudes in doing wrong,we have been saved to save at every level of authority and give thanks
 to him for all opportunities.We shall rule with him and he shall direct our paths.Stand firm and do all for the Glory of God say no where you need to
 say no for the benefit of those who have been subjected to surpression for a long time,you are the moses that the Lord shall raise up to lead the children
of israel to their promised land the Hour has come and its in our hands my brother/sister Rule as a perfect leader and ambassador of Christ the Name of the
lord shall be given Glory and honour.
PROVERBS 3:27
{3:27} Withhold not good from them to whom it is due,
when it is in the power of thine hand to do
PASS THIS ON TO ANY OF YOUR BROTHERS OR SISTER IN AUTHORITY
God Bless You
Rev. Mwango












Give up  Isaac  to get an  Isaac('Dr.Chris ODM)


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[cbu-1994-class] Zambia Weekly - First issue of 2012

 

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[cbu-1994-class] FW: Fw: Brain & Liver Damaging habits & To avoid Cancer........ please read......

 

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[cbu-1994-class] Fw: Heart Attacks And Hot Water....


----- Forwarded Message -----
From: Norah Mulenga <norahmulenga@yahoo.com>
To: sheilah ibrahim <sheilahtz@yahoo.com>; beat siamusantu <beatchako@yahoo.com>; bharat karelia <bharat_karelia2000@yahoo.com>; Eric Bukuru <ebubindi@yahoo.com>; "reaganshin@gmail.com" <reaganshin@gmail.com>; "roadfund@nrfa.org.zm" <roadfund@nrfa.org.zm>; lizzy Chansa <Lizzychansa@yahoo.com>; "GChansa@zesco.co.zm" <GChansa@zesco.co.zm>; Isaak Mwila <zeekmani@yahoo.com>; Felix mwamba <felixmwamba@yahoo.com>
Sent: Monday, January 23, 2012 7:55 AM
Subject: Fw: Heart Attacks And Hot Water....



----- Forwarded Message -----
From: Francis C Chikontwe <chikontwefrancis@yahoo.com>
To: Norah Mulenga <norahmulenga@yahoo.com>; Peace Ngambi <mutendengambi@ymail.com>; Mhango.stephen@kcm.co.zm; mnayani banda <mnynbanda@yahoo.co.uk>; Mickey Banda <mickeybanda2003@yahoo.com>
Sent: Sunday, January 22, 2012 2:01 PM
Subject: FW: Heart Attacks And Hot Water....



 
 
 
Subject: FW: Heart Attacks And Hot Water....
 
 
 
 
 
This is true. In the village, people never suffer from heart attacks because they have no cold things. Theirs is all warm water and warm foods. They also have less or no fats at all. They will never eat cold cimbala. They warm it and eat it.
 
We kill ourselves in town. We keep fridges and deep freezers. We want to be like Muzungu but we do not maintain the Muzungu standards.
 
Example : Easterners use more oil in their relish thinking that it is the best way of preparing a meal. If the Chweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee sound is not heard from the kitchen, they feel they have not cooked on that day. Solution? More salad on a pan and a small piece of meat. They do this especially when a Ngoni woman visits them. They want to show off that they are also in that 'class'. Most of them also keep 5 litre containers of water in the deep freezers for quenching the throat during and after meals.  Ala you are just committing suicide Bane.
 
Be simple. These diseases are caused by us.
From: Kakungu, Dominic
Sent: 17 January 2012 15:46
To: Zulu, Maureen
 
A very good article which takes two minutes to read. I'm sending this to persons I care about........I hope you do too!!!

Heart Attacks And Drinking Warm Water


This is a very good article. Not only about the warm water after your meal, but about Heart Attacks. The Chinese and Japanese drink hot tea with their meals, not cold water, maybe it is time we adopt their drinking habit while eating.

For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you. It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed. It will slow down the digestion. Once this 'sludge' reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food It will line the intestine. Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal.

Common Symptoms Of Heart Attack..
A serious note about heart attacks - You should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting . Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line.

You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart attack. Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms. 60% of people who have a heart attack while they are asleep do not wake up. Pain in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep. Let's be careful and be aware. The more we know, the better chance we could survive.


A cardiologist says if everyone who reads this message sends it to 10 people, you can be sure that we'll save at least one life. Read this & Send to a friend. It could save a life... So, please be a true friend and send this article to all your friends you care about.


I JUST DID














































































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Sent from my Blackberry® SmartPhone on MTN Zambia -----Original Message----- From: mathews chambani Date: Sat, 14 Jan 2012 07:58:39 To: patrick ndhlovu; David Nyamute; Evans Mwamba Reply-To: mathews chambani Cc: HABIB WEST CITY AUTO SHOP; kalu.happy@gmail.com; Malkunje AS WIL; Willies Mutema; lodgins Sichimba; Danniel Malanda Subject: Fw: Heart Attacks And Hot Water.... ----- Forwarded Message ----- From: Walter Pereira To: Ashok Harkara ; 'Ashok' ; Rfi.uganda@rapidfreightintl.com; 'Herman Lewis' ; 'Donat' ; 'bahati rwamo' ; 'Etienne Bishweka NomBitryondeke' ; 'demte mwine' ; 'Dinesh' ; 'Ken Banda' ; 'mathews chambani' Sent: Saturday, 14 January 2012, 8:22 Subject: FW: Heart Attacks And Hot Water....   A very good article which takes two minutes to read. I'm sending this to persons I care about........I hope you do too!!! Heart Attacks And Drinking Warm Water This is a very good article. Not only about the warm water after your meal, but about Heart Attacks. The Chinese and Japanese drink hot tea with their meals, not cold water, maybe it is time we adopt their drinking habitwhile eating. For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you. It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed. It will slow down the digestion. Once this 'sludge' reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestinefaster than the solid food. It will line the intestine. Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal. Common Symptoms Of Heart Attack.. A serious note about heart attacks - You should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting. Be aware of intense painin the jaw line. You may never have the first chest painduring the course of a heart attack. Nauseaand intense sweatingare also common symptoms. 60% of people who have a heart attack while they are asleep do not wake up. Pain in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep. Let's be careful and be aware. The more we know, the better chance we could survive. A cardiologistsays if everyone who reads this message sends it to 10 people, you can be sure that we'll save at least one life. Read this & Send to a friend. It could save a life... So, please be a true friend and sendthis article to all your friends you care about. I JUST DID --
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Re: [cbu-1994-class] LAUGH FOR THE DAY

Weleeeee!!! Zambia 2 Senegal 0;21mins!

Sam.

Sent from my BlackBerry® smartphone from Zain Zambia
From: "mitikellym@yahoo.com" <mitikellym@yahoo.com>
Sender: "cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com" <cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com>
Date: Tue, 17 Jan 2012 20:09:46 +0200
To: cbu -1994 class<cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com>
ReplyTo: "cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com" <cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com>
Subject: [cbu-1994-class] LAUGH FOR THE DAY



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-----Original Message-----
From: MitiM@zra.org.zm
To: mitikellym@yahoo.com
Sent: Tue, 17 Jan 2012 12:55
Subject: LAUGH FOR THE DAY

 

 

 

An old man lived alone in Kasama. He wanted to spade his maize garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Bwalya, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his predicament.

 

Dear Bwalya:

I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my maize garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you... were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me.

Love, Dad

 

A few days later he received a letter from his son.

 

Dear Dad:

 "For HEAVEN'S SAKE, Dad, don't dig up the garden! That's where I buried the GUNS!"

Love, Bwalya

 

At 4 A.M. the next morning, a dozen Zambia police officers showed up and dug up the entire area without finding any guns. They apologized to the old man and left.

That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

 

Dear Dad:

Go ahead and plant the maize now. It's the best I could do under the circumstances.

Love, Bwalya.

 


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