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The European Commission has announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. 

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English". 

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f".. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. 

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. 

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away. 

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". 

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. 

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas. 

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl

Nice cat
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Regards,

Patrick CHILUBA
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On 2/12/12, Isiah Zimba <izimba@napsa.co.zm> wrote:
> Black eye? Haha, anyway it's on the left around the middle. Seems to be
> walking towards the camera. Black face and back, rest white.
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> From: cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com
> [mailto:cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com] On Behalf Of Ronald
> Hatoongo
> Sent: Sunday, February 12, 2012 5:27 AM
> To: cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com
> Subject: Re: [cbu-1994-class] FIND THE CAT
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> On Feb 12, 2012, at 3:36 AM, smaimbo@worldbank.org wrote:
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> I saw the cat. It's black and white. Left side of the picture
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> Samuel Munzele Maimbo
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> Lead Financial Sector Specialist
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> World Bank
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> On Feb 11, 2012, at 14:03, "Phillip K. Chitalu"
> <alinani.lombe2008@gmail.com> wrote:
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> Henry, this is a lie! There is just junk in the pic and no living
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> From: cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com
> [mailto:cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com] On Behalf Of Banda, Henry
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> Sent: 08 February 2012 05:17 PM
> To: cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com
> Subject: [cbu-1994-class] FIND THE CAT
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> PLEASE do not share this photo unless u find the cat ..... where is the
> cat?
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> TRULY! I found it! J
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I saw the cat. It's black and white. Left side of the picture

Samuel Munzele Maimbo

Lead Financial Sector Specialist

Africa Region

World Bank

On Feb 11, 2012, at 14:03, "Phillip K. Chitalu" <alinani.lombe2008@gmail.com> wrote:

Henry, this is a lie! There is just junk in the pic and no living creature.

 

phillip

 

From: cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com [mailto:cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com] On Behalf Of Banda, Henry (BW - Gaborone)
Sent: 08 February 2012 05:17 PM
To: cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com
Subject: [cbu-1994-class] FIND THE CAT

 

PLEASE do not share this photo unless u find the cat ..... where is the cat?

 

 

 

After having combed this picture back and forth, up and down for several minutes, I thought I was being taken for a ride, but there is a cat….. TRULY!  I found it! J

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