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RE: [cbu-1994-class] FW: Cartoons

These are nice, I haven't seen Christian Cartoons before, enjoy! 
 
 

 


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Concentrate on this Sentence   
'To get something you never had, you have to do something you never did.'   When God takes something from your grasp, He's not punishing you, but merely opening your hands to receive something better.  Concentrate on this sentence... 'The will of God will never take you where the Grace of God will not protect you.'  Something good will happen to you today; something that you have been waiting to hear. 
 
Do not break!

Send it to all your friends ... JUST DO IT

 

 

From: cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com [mailto:cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com] On Behalf Of Charles Nakasamu
Sent: Monday, November 14, 2011 4:54 PM
To: cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com
Subject: Re: [cbu-1994-class] FW: Out of 300 Students 1 decided to Choose Option 2

 

Thanks Davies, enjoy your day.

 

Charles Nakasamu

From: Davies Chikange <Davies.Chikange@npkmetals.com.zm>
To: cchama@yahoo.com; Charles Wale Kabuka <Charles.WaleKabuka@zm.airtel.com>; Cosam Jere <Cosam.Jere@nampakzambia.com.zm>; ChibaleC@zra.org.zm; Susan Chongo <chongo@cmlzambia.co.zm>; Changa Chileshe <Changa.Chileshe@npkmetals.com.zm>; chali chisha <chalichisha@gmail.com>; cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com
Cc: Mercy Mwansa <Mercy.Mwansa@npkmetals.com.zm>; kingsley sikalangwe <sikalangwekingsley@yahoo.co.uk>; Fred Kangwa <Fred.Kangwa@npkmetals.com.zm>; Solomon Mdinga <Solomon.Mdinga@npkmetals.com.zm>
Sent: Tuesday, 8 November 2011, 15:17
Subject: [cbu-1994-class] FW: Out of 300 Students 1 decided to Choose Option 2

 

 

 

From: Margaret.Nkula@total.co.zm [mailto:Margaret.Nkula@total.co.zm]
Sent: 08 November 2011 14:17
To: MSampa@zesco.co.zm
Subject: Re: Out of 300 Students 1 decided to Choose Option 2

 

 

 This one should keep us all thinking.

I chose #2, now you pick one.


This is a true story of something that


happened just a few years ago at USC.


There was a professor of philosophy
there who was a deeply committed atheist.


His primary goal for one required class
was to spend the entire semester to
prove that God couldn't exist.


His students were always afraid to
argue with him because of his impeccable logic.


Sure, some had argued in class at times,
but no one had ever really gone against him because of his reputation.


At the end of every semester on the last day,
he would say to his class of 300 students,
"If there is anyone here who still believes in Jesus, stand up!"


In twenty years, no one had ever stood up. They knew what he was going to do next.
He would say, "Because anyone who believes in God is a fool".


If God existed, he could stop this piece of
chalk from hitting the ground and breaking. Such a simple task to prove that He is God, and yet He can't do it."


And every year, he would drop the chalk
onto the tile floor of the classroom and it
would shatter into a hundred pieces.


All of the students would do nothing but
stop and stare.


Most of the students thought that God
couldn't exist. Certainly, a number of Christians had slipped through, but!
for 20 years, they had been too afraid to
stand up.


Well, a few years ago there was a
freshman who happened to enroll...


He was a Christian, and had heard the
stories about his professor.


He was required to take the class for his major, and he was afraid. But for three months that semester, he prayed every morning that he would have the courage
to stand up no matter what the professor
said, or what the class thought.


Nothing they said could ever shatter
his faith...he hoped.


Finally, the day came. ! The professor said,
"If there is anyone here who still believes in God, stand up!" The professor and the class
of 300 people looked at him, shocked, as he stood up at the back of the classroom.


The professor shouted, "You FOOL!!!


If God existed, he would keep this piece of chalk from breaking when it hit the ground!"


He proceeded to drop the chalk, but as he did, it slipped out of his fingers, off his shirt cuff, onto the pleat of his pants, down his leg, and off his shoe. As it hit the ground, it simply rolled away unbroken. The professor's jaw dropped as he stared at the chalk. He looked up at the young man, and then ran out of the lecture hall.


The young man who had stood, proceeded to walk to the front of the room and shared his faith in Jesus for the next half hour. 300 students stayed and listened as he told of
God's love for them and of His power through Jesus.


You have 2 choices:


1. Delete this and never look at it again.


2. Pass this along to your Christian and non-Christian friends, giving them encouragement we all need every day.


When you choose option 2, you have chosen to STAND UP.


In light of the many jokes we send to one another for a laugh, this is a little different:


This is not intended to be a joke, it's not funny, it's intended to get you thinking..............


Isn't it funny how simple it is for people to trash God and then wonder why the world's going to hell.


Isn't it funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the Bible says.


Isn't it funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to believe, think, say, or do anything the Bible says. Or is it scary?


Isn't it funny how someone can say "I believe in God" but still follow Satan


(Who, by the way, also "believes" in God).


Isn't it funny how you can send a thousand! jokes through e-mail and they spread like wildfire,


but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing.


Isn't it funny how the lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene pass freely through cyberspace, but the public discussion of Jesus is suppressed in the school and workplace.


Isn't it funny how someone can be so fired up for Christ on Sunday, but be an invisible
Christian the rest of the week.


Are you laughing? !


Isn't it funny how when you go to forward this message, you will not send it to many on your address list because you're not sure what they believe, or what they will think of you for sending it to them.


Isn't it funny how I can be more worried about what


other people think of me than what God thinks of me.


Will YOU pass this on? . I did

 

 

 


 
 


 
 
 

 

 

 


 
 



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[cbu-1994-class] Belated Zambia Weekly

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[cbu-1994-class] Fwd: Fw: Fwd: FW: Fwd: Fw: UNTIMELY DEATH

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: saddler musonda <saddlermusonda@yahoo.com>
Date: Thu, 24 Nov 2011 07:55:52 -0800 (PST)
Subject: Fw: Fwd: FW: Fwd: Fw: UNTIMELY DEATH
To: Doris Manda <doris85m@yahoo.com>
Cc: kenedy chungu <kchunguk@yahoo.co.uk>, Sylvia Moonde
<makondosm@zamnet.zm>, "Martin : BB Zambia Chuma"
<martin.chuma@barclays.com>, Mabo Mwila <mabomwilas@gmail.com>

--- On Thu, 11/24/11, george bwembya <gbwembya@yahoo.com> wrote:


From: george bwembya <gbwembya@yahoo.com>
Subject: Fw: Fwd: FW: Fwd: Fw: UNTIMELY DEATH
To: "chitentechisanga@yahoo.com" <chitentechisanga@yahoo.com>,
"bervismwansa@yahoo.com" <bervismwansa@yahoo.com>,
"atleysims@yahoo.com" <atleysims@yahoo.com>
Cc: "saddlermusonda@yahoo.com" <saddlermusonda@yahoo.com>,
"tkalaluka@yahoo.com" <tkalaluka@yahoo.com>, "daumash@yahoo.com"
<daumash@yahoo.com>, "doris85m@yahoo.com" <doris85m@yahoo.com>,
"davy_zulu@yahoo.com" <davy_zulu@yahoo.com>
Date: Thursday, November 24, 2011, 9:13 AM


----- Forwarded Message -----
From: Teddy Chisha <chisha.teddy@gmail.com>
To: samboko62@gmail.com
Cc: sianalunguj@yahoo.com; saddlermusonda@yahoo.com;
dramoll.mufulira@mopani.com.zm; joseph.phiri@stroitechzambia.com;
lsikapa@yahoo.com; martha_mvula@yahoo.com; patrick moyo
<patrickmoyo2006@yahoo.com>; masiyemawa@yahoo.com; gbwembya@yahoo.com;
kennedy gondwe <kennedy_gondwe@yahoo.co.uk>
Sent: Thursday, November 24, 2011 12:00 PM
Subject: Fwd: FW: Fwd: Fw: UNTIMELY DEATH


---------- Forwarded message ---------- From: James Chewe
<James.Chewe@mopani.com.zm> Date: Fri, Nov 4, 2011 at 8:11 AM Subject:
FW: Fwd: Fw: UNTIMELY DEATH To: Dominic Kalulu
<kaluludominic@yahoo.co.uk>, "Teddy Chisha (chishateddy@gmail.com)"
<chishateddy@gmail.com> Cc: Anthony Phiri
<Anthony.Phiri@mopani.com.zm>


Untimely Death

DID YOU KNOW THESE FACTS


I AM SURE YOU DIDNT TILL NOW


Death is certain but the Bible speaks about untimely death!


Make a personal reflection about this.....


Very interesting, read until the end.....


It is written in the Bible (Galatians 6:7):


'Be not deceived; God is not mocked:


For whatsoever a man sow,


That shall he also reap.


Here are some men and women


Who mocked God :


John Lennon(Singer):


Some years before, during his interview with an American Magazine, he said:

'Christianity will end, it will disappear.
I do not have to argue about
That. I am certain.
Jesus was ok, but his subjects were too simple,
Today we are more famous than Him' (1966).

Lennon, after saying that the Beatles were more famous than Jesus Christ,
Was shot six times.


Tancredo Neves(President of Brazil ):


During the Presidential campaign, he said if he got 500,000 votes from
his party,
Not even God would remove him from Presidency.


Sure he got the votes, but he got sick a day before
Being made President, then he died.


Cazuza (Bi-sexual Brazilian composer, singer and poet):


During A show in Canecio ( Rio de Janeiro ),


While smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the air
And said:'God, that's for you.'


He died at the age of 32 of LUNG CANCER in a horrible manner.


The man who built the Titanic


After the construction of Titanic, a reporter asked him
How safe the Titanic would be.


With an ironic tone he said:


'Not even God can sink it'


The result: I think you all know what happened to the Titanic


Marilyn Monroe(Actress)


She was visited by Billy Graham during a presentation of a show.


He said the Spirit of God had sent him to preach to her.


After hearing what the Preacher had to say, she said:


'I don't need your Jesus'.


A week later, she was found dead in her apartment


Bon Scott(Singer)


The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his 1979 songs he sang:


'Don't stop me; I'm going down all the way, down the highway to hell'.


On the 19th of February 1980, Bon Scott was found dead,
he had been choked by his own vomit.


Campinas(IN 2005)

In Campinas , Brazil a group of friends, drunk, went to pick up a
friend.....


The mother accompanied her to the car and was so worried about the
drunkenness of her friends and she said to the daughter holding her
hand, who was already seated in the car:


'My Daughter, Go With God And May He Protect You.'


She responded: 'Only If He (God) Travel s In The Trunk,
Cause Inside Here......It's Already Full '


Hours later, news came by that they had been involved
in a fatal accident, everyone had died,


the car could not be recognized what type of car it had been,
but surprisingly, the trunk was intact.


The police said there was no way the trunk could have remained intact.
To their surprise, inside the trunk was a crate of eggs, none was broken


Christine Hewitt(Jamaican Journalist and entertainer)
said the Bible (Word of God) was the worst book ever written.


In June 2006 she was found burnt beyond recognition in her motor vehicle.


Many more important people have forgotten that there is no other name
that was given so much authority as the name of Jesus.


Many have died, but only Jesus died and rose again,
and he is still alive.


'Jesus'


PS: If it was a joke, you would have sent it to everyone.
So are you going to have courage to send this?.


I have done my part, Jesus said


'If you are embarrassed about me,


I will also be embarrassed about you before my father.'


You are my 8 in 8 seconds. I am not breaking this. No way!


I'M TOLD THIS WORKS!!!!! Bishop T.D. Jakes '8 Second Prayer.'
Just repeat this prayer and see how God moves!!


'Lord, I love you and I need you, come into my heart, and bless me,
my family, my home, and my friends, in Jesus' name. Amen.'


Pass this message to 8 people {EXCEPT YOU AND ME}.You will
receive a miracle tomorrow. I Hope that you don't ignore and
Let God bless you.


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[cbu-1994-class] FWD: Take a look at this.

Hello!
I learned to expect the unexpected without this id still be completely distraught its funny how the tables have turned I figured I should share the wealth
http://tournois-ludiciens.fr/profile/32GaryHill/
c ya.

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[cbu-1994-class] FWD: Hey, I finally found this opportunity...

Hi Friend...
it truly is an amazing opportunity to fortune in the current economic climate
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[cbu-1994-class] Fw: IT IS STRANGE

Sent via my BlackBerry from Vodacom - let your email find you!
From: "Nyambe, Edward" <Edward.Nyambe@sc.com>
Date: Fri, 25 Nov 2011 08:34:28 +0200
Subject: FW: IT IS STRANGE

 

 

 

 

 

 



IT  IS  STRANGE
ISN'T IT...



 

 

 

 






how a 20 dollar bill seems like such a
large amount when you donate it to church,

but such a small amount when you go shopping?



 

 

 


 




Isn't it strange

how 2 hours seem so long
when you're at church,

and how short they seem when
you're watching a good movie?



 

 

 


 




Isn't it strange

that you can't find a word to say
when you're praying but..

you have no trouble thinking what
to talk about with a friend?



 

 

 

 





Isn't it strange

how difficult and boring it is to
read one chapter of the Bible

but how easy it is to read 100 pages
of a popular novel or ZANE GREY book?



 

 

 


 




Isn't it strange

how everyone wants
front-row-tickets to concerts or games

but they do whatever is possible to
sit at the last row in Church?



 

 

 


 





Isn't it strange

how we need to know about an event
for Church 2-3 weeks before the day so
we can include it in our agenda,

but we can adjust it for other
events in the last minute?



 

 

 


 





Isn't it strange

how difficult it is to learn a fact
about God to share it with others;

but how easy it is to learn,
understand, extend and repeat gossip?



 

 

 

 





Isn't it strange

how we believe everything that
magazines and newspapers say but...

we question the words in the Bible?



 

 

 


 




Isn't it strange

how everyone wants a
place in heaven but...

they don't want to believe, do,
or say anything to get there?



 

 

 


 




Isn't it strange

how we send jokes in e-mails and
they are forwarded right away but

when we are going to send
messages about God,

we think about it twice
before we share it with others?



 

 

 


 





IT'S
STRANGE ISN'T IT?

Now that you've read this
message, will you forward it to
anybody that you consider a friend,
family member or foe
(enemy).



 

 

 


 






If you choose not to share
His message you may deprive
yourself from spreading the Gospel as
well as depriving others...
who may need God in their life.


 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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RE: [cbu-1994-class] Fwd: Fw: Report . 13h10

 

 

From: cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com [mailto:cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com] On Behalf Of mabo mwila
Sent: Thursday, November 24, 2011 3:46 PM
To: cbu-business-class-1994; chandanancy@yahoo.com; chalichisala; grevazio zulu; fieldmulenga; MwabaH; chilumbak; saddlermusonda; priscilla kakungu; Felix Zimba; Victor Mwewa; mangamwila; trinity.mwila; Kalaba Mwamba; ChibaleC; tom phiri; machayim; Lubasi Mungandi; b.kapapa
Subject: [cbu-1994-class] Fwd: Fw: Report . 13h10

 

 

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Louis Mwape <mwapelouis@yahoo.com>
Date: 23 November 2011 18:33
Subject: Fw: Report . 13h10
To: Spencer Chizuwa <dispencerchizuwa@yahoo.com>, Mason Mutambo <masonmutambo@yahoo.com>, Richard Mubanga <chongo_mubanga@yahoo.com>, h.zulu@diompika.org, Borniface.Banda@crs.org, rzshibupe@gmail.com, balubushi@googlegroups.com



--- On Thu, 11/17/11, chiluba musonda <musonda_chiluba@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:


From: chiluba musonda <musonda_chiluba@yahoo.co.uk>
Subject: Fw: Report . 13h10
To: "edwell chisenga" <edwell.chisenga@yahoo.com>, "raphuel Chikwampu" <chikwampu@yahoo.com>, "Bernadette Mutono" <bernadettemutono@yahoo.com>, "brian bweupe" <bweupemkb@yahoo.com>, "Rodgers Mesa" <rodgersmesa2@yahoo.com>, "dainess chilembo" <dainesschilembo@yahoo.com>, "david kambole" <dvdkambole@yahoo.co.uk>, "grace kanda" <gracekanda@yahoo.com>, "Phanuel mandebvu" <phanuel.mandebvu@gmail.com>, "Louis Mwape" <mwakalo@yahoo.com>, "lloyd simwinga" <lloydsimwinga@yahoo.co.uk>, "mwape louis" <mwapelouis@yahoo.com>
Date: Thursday, November 17, 2011, 10:28 AM

 

 

----- Forwarded Message -----
From: Edwell Chisenga <edwell.chisenga@yahoo.com>
To: Sandra Amudu <sandra_amudu02@yahoo.com>; Preston Ambasa <pambasah@yahoo.com>; "belinda.mautu@actionaid.org" <belinda.mautu@actionaid.org>; Charity Mubanga <charitym2007@yahoo.com>; douglas manase <manasedouglas@yahoo.com>; "jokundayamba@yahoo.co.uk" <jokundayamba@yahoo.co.uk>; Joyce Laker <Joyce.Laker@actionaid.org>; "musonda_chiluba@yahoo.co.uk" <musonda_chiluba@yahoo.co.uk>; "mmwale3@yahoo.com" <mmwale3@yahoo.com>; Preston Ambasa <pambasah@yahoo.com>; "pmwansakabaso@yahoo.com" <pmwansakabaso@yahoo.com>
Sent: Wednesday, 16 November 2011, 15:43
Subject: Fw: Report . 13h10

 

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Report · 13h10

please read . . . Not joking . . . God has seen YOU struggling with some thing. God says its over. A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in God send this message on, please dont ignore it, you are being tested. God is going to fix two things (BIG) tonight in your favour. If you believe in God, DROP EVERYTHING & PASS IT ON. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. DONT BREAK THIS CHAIN. SEND THIS TO 13 FRIENDS IN 10 MIN­­

 

  

 



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[cbu-1994-class] Fwd: Fw: Report . 13h10



---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Louis Mwape <mwapelouis@yahoo.com>
Date: 23 November 2011 18:33
Subject: Fw: Report . 13h10
To: Spencer Chizuwa <dispencerchizuwa@yahoo.com>, Mason Mutambo <masonmutambo@yahoo.com>, Richard Mubanga <chongo_mubanga@yahoo.com>, h.zulu@diompika.org, Borniface.Banda@crs.org, rzshibupe@gmail.com, balubushi@googlegroups.com




--- On Thu, 11/17/11, chiluba musonda <musonda_chiluba@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:

From: chiluba musonda <musonda_chiluba@yahoo.co.uk>
Subject: Fw: Report . 13h10
To: "edwell chisenga" <edwell.chisenga@yahoo.com>, "raphuel Chikwampu" <chikwampu@yahoo.com>, "Bernadette Mutono" <bernadettemutono@yahoo.com>, "brian bweupe" <bweupemkb@yahoo.com>, "Rodgers Mesa" <rodgersmesa2@yahoo.com>, "dainess chilembo" <dainesschilembo@yahoo.com>, "david kambole" <dvdkambole@yahoo.co.uk>, "grace kanda" <gracekanda@yahoo.com>, "Phanuel mandebvu" <phanuel.mandebvu@gmail.com>, "Louis Mwape" <mwakalo@yahoo.com>, "lloyd simwinga" <lloydsimwinga@yahoo.co.uk>, "mwape louis" <mwapelouis@yahoo.com>
Date: Thursday, November 17, 2011, 10:28 AM



----- Forwarded Message -----
From: Edwell Chisenga <edwell.chisenga@yahoo.com>
To: Sandra Amudu <sandra_amudu02@yahoo.com>; Preston Ambasa <pambasah@yahoo.com>; "belinda.mautu@actionaid.org" <belinda.mautu@actionaid.org>; Charity Mubanga <charitym2007@yahoo.com>; douglas manase <manasedouglas@yahoo.com>; "jokundayamba@yahoo.co.uk" <jokundayamba@yahoo.co.uk>; Joyce Laker <Joyce.Laker@actionaid.org>; "musonda_chiluba@yahoo.co.uk" <musonda_chiluba@yahoo.co.uk>; "mmwale3@yahoo.com" <mmwale3@yahoo.com>; Preston Ambasa <pambasah@yahoo.com>; "pmwansakabaso@yahoo.com" <pmwansakabaso@yahoo.com>
Sent: Wednesday, 16 November 2011, 15:43
Subject: Fw: Report . 13h10



  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Report · 13h10
please read . . . Not joking . . . God has seen YOU struggling with some thing. God says its over. A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in God send this message on, please dont ignore it, you are being tested. God is going to fix two things (BIG) tonight in your favour. If you believe in God, DROP EVERYTHING & PASS IT ON. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. DONT BREAK THIS CHAIN. SEND THIS TO 13 FRIENDS IN 10 MIN­­
 
  
 


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[cbu-1994-class] Zambia Weekly

 

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[cbu-1994-class] Fwd: Fw: Laugh. laugh. laugh - from Freetown



----

>Do Zambian Police Officers Read The Bible?
>
>Upon being stopped by a traffic officer on a fictitious driving violation, the Pastor of an AOG Church in the central part of Kitwe , sensing trouble, even when he knew he had committed no offence, yelled back: "I am a pastor not a thief"
>>
>>The officer replied: "Please, leave that pastor thing. In any case, if you are indeed a pastor, then you must have a Bible in your car. Bring it." The Pastor speedily brought out his Bible toprove his honesty.  "Please read Matthew 5:25-26 to me." Said the police man.
>>
>>Incredulously, Pastor opened to the recommended passage and read: "Settle matters quickly with your adversary who is taking you to court. Do it while you are still with him on the way, or he may hand you over to a judge, and the judge may hand you over to the officer, and you may be thrown into prison. I tell you the truth; you will not get out until you have paid the last penny"
>>
>>The perplexed man of God "QUIETLY" made an "offering" of a fifty thousand kwacha  to his newly found "preacher".
>>
>>The Officer collected his "cold water"(bribe)and said to the pastor, "End of service go in peace and argue no more."

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[cbu-1994-class] Fw: Don't ignore dust.


----- Forwarded Message -----
From: Beenzu Simusa <BSimusa@zesco.co.zm>
To: Siamusantu Beat <beatchako@yahoo.com>; clement kayula <clementkayula@yahoo.com>; clay wayanika <claywayanika@yahoo.com>; daphern shengamo <dshengamo@gmail.com>; Dorothy Sohati <sohatid@yahoo.com>; Francis Mwamba <francismwamba@hotmail.com>; Linus Musonda <genesis@gossat.net>; Mohammed Salim <ms@afgri.com.zm>; "mulengajackie@gmail.com" <mulengajackie@gmail.com>; "Phillip.Musonda@lafarge-zm.lafarge.com" <Phillip.Musonda@lafarge-zm.lafarge.com>; Pule Mofokeng <pmofokeng@refraline.com>
Sent: Monday, November 21, 2011 11:58 AM
Subject: Don't ignore dust.
 READ THIS TO THE END
 
Don't ignore dust.

> Be very careful when you get caught with dust...as following pictures
> shows the effects of bad dust to a person. While he was walking he
> felt an eye irritation, thinking that it was just regular dust, he
> started to rub his eye, in an effort to remove the dust.... then his
> eyes got really red, and he went and bought some eye drops from a
> pharmacy....few days passed and his eyes were still red and seems a
> little swollen. Again he dismissed it as the
> constant rubbing and that it will go away.

> The days goes by and the swelling of his eye got worse, redder and
> bigger....till he decided to go and see a doctor for a check up.

> The doctor immediately wanted an operation, being afraid of a tumor ,
> growth or cyst. At the operation, what was thought to be a growth or
> cyst, actually turned out to be a live worm.... what was thought
> initially to be just mere dust actually was an insect's egg.

> If you do get caught with dust, and the pain persists, please see a doctor immediately.
> Please check the attached photo
> Kindly share this with all your colleagues and those who you CARE about .
 
 
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