Journal of business law: March 2011

[cbu-1994-class] The Loliondo Wonder

Breaking news in Tanzania!!!!!

finally the medicine for HIV, Cancer, Diabetes, Asthma and Epilepsy has been found. Follow the link below and judge for yourself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKOwDQcPwbs

NB: watch part 1 & 2

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[cbu-1994-class] FW: THERE ARE NO WORDS TO DESCRIBE THIS!!!!!

THERE ARE NO WORDS TO DESCRIBE THIS!!!!!

MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON US!!!

No religion can ever justify such hideous crimes

Pass it on ......let the world know what's happening in the name of Islam...

Pass this to all, for public awareness.

It must be sent WORLD WIDE!
Even if this message is sent to you more than once, just keep on passing it on!

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[cbu-1994-class] Fw: Geography Of A Woman

--- On Wed, 3/30/11, sheilah ibrahim <sheilahtz@yahoo.com> wrote:

From: sheilah ibrahim <sheilahtz@yahoo.com>
Subject: Fw: Geography Of A Woman
To:
Date: Wednesday, March 30, 2011, 11:57 AM

VERY, VERY TRUE, ESPECIALLY THE MEN'S ONE, THIS IS WHAT THEY ARE RULED BY. !!!!1!!!!!!!!!. lol

Subject: Geography Of A Woman

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain,with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages....
An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran, ruled by nuts.
THE END.

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[cbu-1994-class] Fw: BANOKOKULU BALA IZIMOLELA

--- On Fri, 3/25/11, Beenzu Simusa <BSimusa@ndolalime.co.zm> wrote:

From: Beenzu Simusa <BSimusa@ndolalime.co.zm>
Subject: BANOKOKULU BALA IZIMOLELA
To: "e.kasofu@fedex.supaswift.co.zm" <e.kasofu@fedex.supaswift.co.zm>, "clement kayula" <clementkayula@yahoo.com>, "Choolwe.Miyoba@lumwanamine.com" <Choolwe.Miyoba@lumwanamine.com>, "Chris Chibawe" <chrismalambo@yahoo.com>, "clay wayanika" <claywayanika@yahoo.com>, "mulengajackie@gmail.com" <mulengajackie@gmail.com>, "ms@afgri.com.zm" <ms@afgri.com.zm>, "Linus Musonda" <genesis@gossat.net>, "Lillian.Liswaniso@zm.zain.com" <Lillian.Liswaniso@zm.zain.com>, "vincentnambo@yahoo.co.uk" <vincentnambo@yahoo.co.uk>, "Phillip.Musonda@lafarge-zm.lafarge.com" <Phillip.Musonda@lafarge-zm.lafarge.com>, "pmofokeng@refraline.com" <pmofokeng@refraline.com>, "Stenny " <stenny@mss.co.zm>, "beatchako@yahoo.com" <beatchako@yahoo.com>
Date: Friday, March 25, 2011, 2:02 PM

Insasa kwisansamusha we mwine !!! Ngaulelolela ati Umuntu Umbi euka ku sansamusha, ukalolele chitatakuya mwisho!!

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[cbu-1994-class] Fw:

--- On Wed, 3/30/11, Simbotwe Febby <simbotwef@yahoo.com> wrote:

From: Simbotwe Febby <simbotwef@yahoo.com>
Subject:
To: "david simbotwe" <dsims500@yahoo.com>, "carol hamankolo" <carolhamank@yahoo.com>, "fewster choongo" <fhchoongo@yahoo.co.uk>, "tina sipuma" <tsipuma@ovi.com>, "liwena simbotwe" <liwenasimbotwe@yahoo.com>, "lenganji naluonde" <lenganjinaluonde@yahoo.com>, "Jane Kagoli" <namwasekagoli@yahoo.com>, etasumbwa@yahoo.com, "beat siamusantu" <beatchako@yahoo.com>, "viola simbotwe" <simbotweviola@yahoo.com>
Date: Wednesday, March 30, 2011, 10:15 AM

INCREDIBLE JAPAN - 10 LESSONS TO LEARN FROM A GRIEVING BUT GREAT NATION!

1. THE CALM!

Not a single visual of chest-beating or wild grief. Sorrow itself has been elevated.

2. THE DIGNITY!

Disciplined queues for water and groceries. Not a rough word or a crude gesture.

3. THE ABILITY!

The incredible architects, for instance. Many Buildings swayed but didn't fall.

4. THE GRACE!

People bought only what they needed for the present, so everybody could get something.

5. THE ORDER!

No looting in shops. No honking and no overtaking on the roads. Just understanding.

6. THE SACRIFICE!

Fifty workers stayed back to pump sea water in the N-reactors. How will they ever be repaid?

7. THE TENDERNESS!

Restaurants cut prices. An unguarded ATM is left alone. The strong cared for the weak.

8. THE TRAINING!

The old and the children, everyone knew exactly what to do. And they did just that.

9. THE MEDIA!

They showed magnificent restraint in the bulletins. No silly reporters. Only calm reportage.

10. THE CONSCIENCE!

When the power went off in a store, people put things back on the shelves and left quietly.

LET'S ALL SALUTE THE SPIRIT OF JAPAN AND HER PEOPLE! THEY ARE IN OUR PRAYERS!

Courtesy: George @ WMC

Aano bhadra krtavo yantu vishwatah.(- RIG VEDA)
"Let noble thoughts come to me from all directions"

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[cbu-1994-class] FW: 60 seconds with God

60 seconds with God...

For the next 60 seconds, set aside whatever
you're doing and take this opportunity!
Let's see if Satan can stop this...

THE (SCIENTIFIC) DEATH OF JESUS

At the age of 33,
Jesus was condemned to the death penalty.

At the time crucifixion was the "worst" death. Only the worst criminals condemned to be crucified. Yet it was even more dreadful for Jesus, for unlike other criminals condemned to death by crucifixion Jesus was nailed to the cross by His hands and feet, rather than tied...
Each nail
was 6 to 8 inches long.

The nails
were driven into His wrist. Not
into His palms as is commonly
portrayed. There's a tendon in the wrist that
extends to the shoulder. The Roman guards knew
that when the nails were being hammered into the
Wrist, that tendon would tear and
break, forcing Jesus to use His back
muscles to support himself, so that He could breathe.

Both of His feet
were nailed together. Thus He was forced to
support Himself on the single nail that
impaled His feet to the cross. Jesus could
not support himself with His legs for long because of the pain, so He was forced to alternate between arching His
back and using his legs just to continue to
breath. Imagine the struggle, the pain, the
suffering, the courage.

Jesus endured this
reality for over 3 hours.

Yes, over 3 hours! Can you imagine this kind of
suffering? A few minutes before He died,
Jesus stopped bleeding. He was simply pouring water
from his wounds.

From common images we see wounds to His hands and feet and even the spear wound to His side...But do we remember the many wounds
made to his body. A hammer driving large nails through the wrists, the feet overlapped and a nail hammered through the arches, then a Roman guard piercing His side with a spear. And... before the nails and the spear, Jesus was whipped and
beaten. The whipping was so severe that it tore the
flesh from His body. The beating so horrific that His
face was torn and his beard ripped from His face. The
crown of thorns (two to three inch thorns) cut deeply into His scalp. Most men would not have survived this torture.

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He had no more blood to bleed out, only water poured from His
wounds. The human adult body contains about 3.5 liters
(just less than a gallon) of blood.

Jesus poured all 3.5 liters of his blood;
He had three nails hammered into His
members; a crown of thorns on His head and, beyond
that, a Roman soldier who stabbed a spear into His
chest..

All these without mentioning the humiliation He passed after carrying His own cross for almost 2 kilometers, while the crowd spat in his face and threw stones (the cross beam was almost 30 kg of weight, to which His hands were nailed).

Jesus had to endure this experience,
so that you may have free access to God.

So that your sins can be "washed" away.
All of them, with no exception!
Don't ignore this.

JESUS CHRIST DIED...FOR YOU!

For you, who now read this e-mail.
Do not believe that He only died for others
(those who go to church or for pastors, bishops, etc).

He died for you!

Accept the reality, the truth, that
JESUS IS THE ONLY SALVATION FOR THE WORLD.

God has special plans for YOU!
Share this with all your friends...
about what He went through to save you.
Really think about it!

May God bless you!

For the next 60 seconds,
set aside what you're doing and take
this opportunity! Let's see if Satan can stop this.

All you have to do
is:

1. Pray for the person who sent this message to you.

2. Send this message to 10 people...More if you wish.

3.That way, 10 people will pray for you and you will encourage many people to pray to God for others.

4. Take a moment to appreciate the power of God in your life, as you do what pleases Him.

He said (Matthew 10:32 & 33): "Everyone therefore
who acknowledges me before others, I also will acknowledge
before My Father in heaven; but whosoever denies Me
before others, I also will deny before My
Father in heaven".

If you believe,
send this message... But send it only if you believe
in Christ Jesus as your Lord and Savior.

Yes, I love God. He
is my source of life and my Savior.
He keeps me alive and safe, both day and night.

Without Him, I am nothing,
but with Him "I can do all things through Him
who strengthens me". Philippians 4:13.

I love you, God and you are a believer and trust in His salvation through Christ Jesus.

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[cbu-1994-class] FW: Piece Of Cake

Man O Man

A must share tale of this complicated animal... :-

Man O Man
When without money, eats wild vegetables at home
When has money, eats same wild vegetables in fine restaurant.

When without money, rides bicycle;
When has money, rides exercise machine.

When without money, walks to earn food
When has money, walks to lose the fat

Man O Man ! never fails to deceive thyself !

When without money, wishes to get married;
When has money, wishes to get divorced.

When without money, wife becomes secretary;
When has money, secretary becomes wife.

When without money, acts like rich man;
When has money, acts like poor man.

Man, O Man, never can tell the simple truth !

Says share market is bad but keeps speculating;
Says money is evil but keeps accumulating.
Says high positions are lonely but keeps wanting them.

Man O Man ! Never means what he says and never says what he means!

BEATUTIFUL ANIMATION...!!!!!

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Re: [cbu-1994-class] FW: Agony

Crazy staff man

--- On Mon, 2/7/11, Davies Chikange <Davies.Chikange@npkmetals.com.zm> wrote:

From: Davies Chikange <Davies.Chikange@npkmetals.com.zm>
Subject: [cbu-1994-class] FW: Agony
To: cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com
Date: Monday, February 7, 2011, 2:35 AM

Really agony!

The husband and his young wife were not on good terms. In fact the wife was
convinced that he was carrying on with the pretty housemaid, so she laid a
trap. One evening she suddenly sent Somalatha home for the weekend, and
didn't inform the husband.

That night when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story:
"Excuse me my dear........my stomach," and disappeared towards the bathroom.
The wife promptly dashed along the corridor, up the back stairs, into the
maid's bed. She just had time to switch the lights off when in he came
silently............
He wasted no time or words but quickly took out his willy, and got on top of
her. When he finished and still panting, the wife said " You didn't expect
to find me in this bed did you!!" and switched on the light.
"No indeed, Madam" said the gardener!!!.

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[cbu-1994-class] FW:GUESS WHO LIVES IN THE HOUSE BELOW

Shame!!! Need for a rebellion to redistribute this wealth to the more needy people he purpotedly serves. God have mercy.
Pathetic

This is why people are rebelling

Guess who lives in a house like this?

- An American Billionaire?
- Saudi Prince?
- Louis XIV of France ?

No!!!

Have a good look at these pictures, then scroll to the bottom for the answer!
You won't believe it.

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This Mansion is in Harare and belongs to:

The President of Zimbabwe - Robert Mugabe -

While his people starve, they do not have food, and die because of no medical help . . . .

. . . He and his family live like this . . . his GREED kills his own people, again and again . . . .

If you send this to everyone you know, they can send it to everyone they know; soon the whole world will know, what this man is doing to his people.

The citizens he supposedly serves?

The only way that evil can persist is when good men do nothing!

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[cbu-1994-class] IRISH FRIENDSHIP

-His name was Fleming, and he was a poor Scottish farmer. One day, while trying to make a living for his family, he heard a cry for help coming from a nearby bog. He dropped his tools
and ran to the bog.

-There, mired to his waist in black muck, was a terrified boy, screaming and struggling to free himself. Farmer Fleming saved the lad from what could have been a slow and terrifying death.

-The next day, a fancy carriage pulled up to the Scotsman's sparse surroundings. An elegantly dressed nobleman stepped out and introduced himself as the father of the boy Farmer Fleming had saved.

-'I want to repay you,' said the nobleman. 'You saved my son's life.'

-'No, I can't accept payment for what I did,' the Scottish farmer replied waving off the offer. At that moment, the farmer's own son came to the door of the family hovel.

-'Is that your son?' the nobleman asked.

-'Yes,' the farmer replied proudly.

-'I'll make you a deal. Let me provide him with the level of education my own son will enjoy If the lad is anything like his father, he'll no doubt grow to be a man we both will be proud of.' And that he did.

-Farmer Fleming's son attended the very best schools and in time, graduated from St. Mary's Hospital Medical School in London, and went on to become known throughout the world as the noted Sir Alexander Fleming, the one who discovered Penicillin.

-Years afterward, the same nobleman's son who was saved from the bog was stricken with pneumonia.

-What saved his life this time? Penicillin.

-The name of the nobleman? Lord Randolph Churchill .. His son's name?

-Sir Winston Churchill.

-Someone once said: What goes around comes around.

-Work like you don't need the money.

-Love like you've never been hurt.

-Dance like nobody's watching.

-Sing like nobody's listening.

-Live like it's Heaven on Earth.

Major Killian Kaila

Zambia Army Hq

Arakan Barracks

Lusaka.

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[cbu-1994-class] ....ology

No one knows it all.........

There was a tourist and a native in Caprivi. They were sailing on the Zambezi river with the Caprivian tour guide.
The tourist asked the Caprivian man, do you know psychology, geography, geology and criminology?
The black man said no to all the questions. The tourist said; what the hell do you know on this earth?
Then suddenly the boat started sinking then the Caprivian guy asked the tourist; do you know swimnology and escapology away from crocodology?
The tourist said no I don't. Then the Caprivian guy said, ya today u will drink waterlogy and then you will dieology.

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[cbu-1994-class]

Dear All

This coming Saturday 26th March, 2011 will be a Forever Living Products Success Day and it will be held at the Mulungushi International Conference Center at 14:00hours. We would like as many of your teammates to attend this very exciting. Please pass on this information to everyone in your teams and invite as many prospects as possible to also attend. We would like as many of you to be successful this year as possible… And yes you will be successful... if you all put in a little bit more effort!

See you there!

Dr. Pitters

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RE: [cbu-1994-class] Latest Nursery Learnings...... FYI.

We love you too!!

Thanks;

Sammy.

From: cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com [cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com] On Behalf Of mweete musana [mweetem@yahoo.com]
Sent: Monday, March 21, 2011 12:25 PM
To: cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com
Subject: Re: [cbu-1994-class] Latest Nursery Learnings...... FYI.

Sorry everyone. It was meant for hubby ONLY!

From: "Musana, Kelvin" <Kelvin.Musana@sc.com>
To: cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com
Sent: Tue, March 8, 2011 6:07:50 PM
Subject: [cbu-1994-class] Latest Nursery Learnings...... FYI.

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