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Re: [cbu-1994-class] EIU Country Report, July 2011 - Zambia

Dewenga,
 
Whatever you are smoking, please share with us

From: "SichiloD@zra.org.zm" <SichiloD@zra.org.zm>
To: cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com
Sent: Tuesday, 19 July 2011, 16:48
Subject: FW: [cbu-1994-class] EIU Country Report, July 2011 - Zambia
Just for laughs!

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COLD WAR between husband and wife

Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND

WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.

HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in the dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

WIFE:
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far

HUSBAND:
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?

WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but outside, laughing at you


AND THE SAGA CONTINUES........

Position of a Husband Is just like a Split AC
No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor
He is designed to remain Silent indoor...
.............................. .............................. .........

"Husband is one who is the head of the family,
but his wife is the neck, and whichever way she turns, he goes."
.............................. .............................. ............
A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
.............................. .............................. ....

Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means, Without Information, Fighting Every time!
Wife: No darling, it means - With Idiot For Ever
.............................. .............................. ...............

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
So I'd be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
So I could have a new one every day.
.............................. .............................. .....

Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you
.............................. .............................. .......
Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are..
Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.
.............................. .............................. ........
Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ?
Husband: A lovely Push...!

And life goes on.......
 
 
 
 
 
From: cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com [mailto:cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com] On Behalf Of BwembyaD@zra.org.zm
Sent: Tuesday, July 19, 2011 3:53 PM
To: cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com
Subject: RE: [cbu-1994-class] EIU Country Report, July 2011 - Zambia
 
Good that atleast two showed up. I am also of the idea that we agree on fresh date.
 
From: cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com [mailto:cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com] On Behalf Of SichiloD@zra.org.zm
Sent: Tuesday, July 19, 2011 3:51 PM
To: cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com
Subject: FW: [cbu-1994-class] EIU Country Report, July 2011 - Zambia
 
Surprisingly only Mrs Mwete Musana and myself showed up at portico and whatever we deliberated may not be representative enough! I think we can do better than the two that showed up last Saturday. I would suggest this forum comes up with a new date and venue so that we make this important planned event a reality.
 
From: cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com [mailto:cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com] On Behalf Of BwembyaD@zra.org.zm
Sent: Tuesday, July 19, 2011 3:42 PM
To: cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com
Subject: RE: [cbu-1994-class] EIU Country Report, July 2011 - Zambia
 
Di you guys meet to plan for reunion?
 
From: cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com [mailto:cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com] On Behalf Of KASOMAV@zra.org.zm
Sent: Tuesday, July 19, 2011 3:38 PM
To: cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com
Subject: RE: [cbu-1994-class] EIU Country Report, July 2011 - Zambia
 
The Economist Intelligence Unit Country Report for July 2011 – Zambia.
 
From: cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com [mailto:cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com] On Behalf Of BwembyaD@zra.org.zm
Sent: Friday, July 15, 2011 11:52 AM
To: cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com
Subject: RE: [cbu-1994-class] Reunion
 
Ya chinga. Till we meet again.
 
From: cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com [mailto:cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com] On Behalf Of Shama Ngulube
Sent: Friday, July 15, 2011 11:35 AM
To: cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com
Subject: RE: [cbu-1994-class] Reunion
 
It would be nice to change the subject (above) now in honour of our departed collegue
 
From: cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com [mailto:cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com] On Behalf Of BwembyaD@zra.org.zm
Sent: Friday, July 15, 2011 11:17 AM
To: cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com
Subject: RE: [cbu-1994-class] DEATH NOTICE-EDMOND CHACHIPA
DON'T WORRY ABOUT ATTENDANCE NOW. LETS PLAN.
 
From: cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com [mailto:cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com] On Behalf Of mweete musana
Sent: Friday, July 15, 2011 11:11 AM
To: cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com
Subject: Re: [cbu-1994-class] DEATH NOTICE-EDMOND CHACHIPA
 
For planning yes. But for attendance?

 
 
From: "BwembyaD@zra.org.zm" <BwembyaD@zra.org.zm>
To: cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com
Sent: Fri, July 15, 2011 11:10:37 AM
Subject: RE: [cbu-1994-class] DEATH NOTICE-EDMOND CHACHIPA
Dear Mweete, Six is a good number. Just for starters.
 
From: cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com [mailto:cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com] On Behalf Of mweete musana
Sent: Friday, July 15, 2011 11:02 AM
To: cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com
Subject: Re: [cbu-1994-class] DEATH NOTICE-EDMOND CHACHIPA
 
That makes about 6 people only. How about the rest. Are we interested in this at all? Please confirm by lunch time.
 
From: "KASOMAV@zra.org.zm" <KASOMAV@zra.org.zm>
To: cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com
Sent: Fri, July 15, 2011 10:12:22 AM
Subject: RE: [cbu-1994-class] DEATH NOTICE-EDMOND CHACHIPA
Double correct, roger.  My contact numero is 0977/0955 77 96 43.
 
From: cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com [mailto:cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com] On Behalf Of BwembyaD@zra.org.zm
Sent: Friday, July 15, 2011 10:02 AM
To: cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com
Subject: RE: [cbu-1994-class] DEATH NOTICE-EDMOND CHACHIPA
 
Nice one. Anthony and I will be out this weekend but we can talk on phone just to add a voice or two once meeting starts. Uncle Vic and Mweete you have our numbers.
 
From: cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com [mailto:cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com] On Behalf Of SichiloD@zra.org.zm
Sent: Friday, July 15, 2011 9:54 AM
To: cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com
Subject: FW: [cbu-1994-class] DEATH NOTICE-EDMOND CHACHIPA
 
Okay Vic I second your proposal though there is no date and time! How about Saturday 16th July  2011 at 16hrs for volunteer strategists only.
 
 
From: cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com [mailto:cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com] On Behalf Of KASOMAV@zra.org.zm
Sent: Friday, July 15, 2011 9:47 AM
To: cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com
Subject: RE: [cbu-1994-class] DEATH NOTICE-EDMOND CHACHIPA
 
I like the idea of a reunion.  For starters we can meet at Portico this weekend to strategise.
 
From: cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com [mailto:cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com] On Behalf Of BwembyaD@zra.org.zm
Sent: Friday, July 15, 2011 9:37 AM
To: cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com
Subject: RE: [cbu-1994-class] DEATH NOTICE-EDMOND CHACHIPA
 
Thank you for the response Mwamba. We can assume Lusaka to be the most central  and start planning from there. Lets start talking about dates, venue expected numbers etc. Iam volunteering Mweete to be another organizer in addition to Mwamba.
 
From: cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com [mailto:cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com] On Behalf Of Mwamba Kalaba
Sent: Friday, July 15, 2011 9:28 AM
To: cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com
Subject: RE: [cbu-1994-class] DEATH NOTICE-EDMOND CHACHIPA
 
We can start with suggesting a convinient venue( city) taking into consideration that we have a number of  mates in the diaspora 

--- On Thu, 7/14/11, BwembyaD@zra.org.zm <BwembyaD@zra.org.zm> wrote:

From: BwembyaD@zra.org.zm <BwembyaD@zra.org.zm>
Subject: RE: [cbu-1994-class] DEATH NOTICE-EDMOND CHACHIPA
To: cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com
Date: Thursday, July 14, 2011, 11:40 PM
Very sad indeed. MHSRIP. One of the cool chaps in class. Mwamba please organize a reunion soonest.
 
From: cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com [mailto:cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com] On Behalf Of Mwamba Kalaba
Sent: Thursday, July 14, 2011 5:06 PM
To: cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com
Subject: Re: [cbu-1994-class] DEATH NOTICE-EDMOND CHACHIPA
 
Sad news for everyone.Chachipa is sitted next to Lloyd Boma

--- On Wed, 7/13/11, Laban Kalwa <kabundakalwa@yahoo.com> wrote:

From: Laban Kalwa <kabundakalwa@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: [cbu-1994-class] DEATH NOTICE-EDMOND CHACHIPA
To: cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com
Date: Wednesday, July 13, 2011, 3:29 AM
yah, i ve actually forgotten how this guy was looking like. a foto will do

On Wed Jul 13th, 2011 5:13 AM EDT LLOYD HALUBILI wrote:

>Condolences to the family.MHSRIP.
>
>--- On Mon, 7/11/11, Macdonald Mulongoti <mulongotim@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>From: Macdonald Mulongoti <mulongotim@yahoo.com>
>Subject: [cbu-1994-class] DEATH NOTICE-EDMOND CHACHIPA
>To: cbu-business-class-1994@googlegroups.com
>Date: Monday, July 11, 2011, 12:06 PM
>
>If anyone of us has a photo of our departed dear brother kindly share with the rest. May Edmond's soul rest in eternal peace.
 
 

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