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--- On Fri, 7/22/11, Beenzu Simusa <BSimusa@zesco.co.zm> wrote:

From: Beenzu Simusa <BSimusa@zesco.co.zm>
Subject: "Genius" at work ...
To: "Siamusantu Beat" <beatchako@yahoo.com>, "clay wayanika" <claywayanika@yahoo.com>, "clement kayula" <clementkayula@yahoo.com>, "daphern shengamo" <dshengamo@gmail.com>, "francismwamba@hotmail.com" <francismwamba@hotmail.com>, "genesis@gossat.net" <genesis@gossat.net>, "Lillian.Liswaniso@zm.Airtel.com" <Lillian.Liswaniso@zm.Airtel.com>, "ms@afgri.com.zm" <ms@afgri.com.zm>, "mulengajackie@gmail.com" <mulengajackie@gmail.com>, "Phillip.Musonda@lafarge-zm.lafarge.com" <Phillip.Musonda@lafarge-zm.lafarge.com>, "Pule Mofokeng" <pmofokeng@refraline.com>, "sohatid@yahoo.com" <sohatid@yahoo.com>
Date: Friday, July 22, 2011, 12:43 PM

  

Every once in a while, in life you run into a genius with true talent......

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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWN RIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3.Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. TacoBell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

 

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