| THE OLD COUPLE AND THE LOST CASH An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they'd shared, where Andy had carved "I love you, Sally." On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of a passing armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up. Not sure what to do with it, they just took it home. There, she counted the money--fifty-thousand dollars ( U.S. by the way!!!). Andy said, "We' ve got to give it back." Sally said, "Finders are keepers." She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic. The next day, two FBI men who were patrolling the neighbourhood looking for the money, knocked on their door. "Pardon me, but did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?", one of them asked. Sally said, "No." Andy said, "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic." Sally said, "Don't believe him, he is mentally retarded ." The agents turned to Andy and began to question him. One of them asked : "Tell us the story from the beginning." Andy started to narrate the story, "Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday . . . " The first FBI guy turned to his partner and said, "lets get out of here, we are wasting time."!!!! "... to be is to do & to do is to be ..." Descartes(1596-1650) & Voltaire(1694-1778) |
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