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Zuzeka was one of those UGLY women, so ugly it hurt; she had

never had a boyfriend. So she went to a psychic for help.

Honey! - said the psychic. You will not have luck in love in

this life.But after death, you will be a much desired woman and all men

will fall at your feet.

 

Zuzeka left very happy and so excited, as she went over a

bridge she thought: "the sooner I die, the sooner my next life

begins" She decided to jump off the bridge right away. But, incredibly

Zuzeka

didn't die!

 

She fell on the back of a truck full of bananas, she lost her

senses and fainted. As soon as she recovered, still drowsy and not being

able to see very well, and not knowing where she was, she started

touching her surroundings, feeling all the bananas she

mumbled with a huge smile on her face and said:

 

           "GENTLEMEN, GENTLEMEN, PLEASE!, ONE AT A TIME

 

"... to be is to do & to do is to be ..."
Descartes(1596-1650) & Voltaire(1694-1778)


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