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>Do Zambian Police Officers Read The Bible?
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>Upon being stopped by a traffic officer on a fictitious driving violation, the Pastor of an AOG Church in the central part of Kitwe , sensing trouble, even when he knew he had committed no offence, yelled back: "I am a pastor not a thief"
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>>The officer replied: "Please, leave that pastor thing. In any case, if you are indeed a pastor, then you must have a Bible in your car. Bring it." The Pastor speedily brought out his Bible toprove his honesty.  "Please read Matthew 5:25-26 to me." Said the police man.
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>>Incredulously, Pastor opened to the recommended passage and read: "Settle matters quickly with your adversary who is taking you to court. Do it while you are still with him on the way, or he may hand you over to a judge, and the judge may hand you over to the officer, and you may be thrown into prison. I tell you the truth; you will not get out until you have paid the last penny"
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>>The perplexed man of God "QUIETLY" made an "offering" of a fifty thousand kwacha  to his newly found "preacher".
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>>The Officer collected his "cold water"(bribe)and said to the pastor, "End of service go in peace and argue no more."

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