| Hamusankwa drives into a service station on great North road [Impala service station] in his battered skyline, clad in shorts, North star, potato cut and? I love NY? Cap. He hands the attendant the keys complete with a beautiful Tupac key ring. Hamusankwa: "Kozuzya super" (fill it up with Super!) Attendant: "How much?" Hamusankwa: "ndaamba kuti kozuzya!" - (I said fill it up!) Attendant: "I only speak English!" Hamusankwa: "No problem. Good day to you Sir. I currently feel a profound desire to replenish the propellant of my motorized vehicle. Therefore, I cordially request you to transfer, from your subterranean reservoir, a sufficient quantity of the combustible fluid of the highest octane rating to fill the appropriate receptacle of the said means of perambulation to the brim." Attendant: "eh?" Hamusankwa: "Do you have a problem Sir? I thought you said you spoke only English?" Attendant: "English? That is not English!" Hamusankwa: "My dear Sir, are you veritably attempting to insinuate that you do not even recognize the language, which you allege to be your singular means of Communication? " Attendant: "Eh?" Shumfwile Mwandi!!!!!! !! | 1 . .  __,_._,___ |
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