"A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem.
While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the
husband, "You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for
$150 or we can have her shipped back home for $5000. The husband
thought about it and told the undertaker he would have her shipped
back home. The undertaker asked him, "why would you spend $5000 to
have her shipped home when you could have a beautiful burial here, and
it would only cost $150?" The husband replied, "Long ago, a man
(Jesus) died here, was buried here, and three days later, rose from
the dead. I just can't take that chance.
On 5/4/11, Victor Kasoma <kasomav@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
> For those who may be interested... double click on Zambia.
> www.adsafrica.com.au/countryNamibia.php
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> Subject: [cbu-1994-class] Marathon Savings Account - Reloaded!
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> Date: Wednesday, 4 May, 2011, 18:55
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